EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE BAKIST

Alexandra Martin's in the kitchen tonight baking some cookies. Tales from the Shore dropped in from the living room bedroom to pop a few questions.
TS: So how long have you been baking?"
Alexandra: Getting busy by an oven for some 13 years. [Ed. note 13 is my lucky number.]
TS:" And Today?"
AM:"About 17 [minutes]"
TS: Whats your favorite flavor salt water taffy?
AM: "Pink...I've seen pink right?"
TS: You gonna put that in a pie or not.
AM: Maybe the Second Batch.
TS:" So Tits, any last words?"
TiTS: c zssssssssssssssssssssssssss fgr, mmmmmmmmmmd