Friday, March 19, 2010

Lieutenant Dan She Tasted Like Cigarettes

Other than the strange sight of plugging something you plug into your mouth into the computer (smoke breaks for inter-sentient friends) reminding me of matrix-like realities...I have to defend the E-cigarette's role in possibly saving the world. As long as people are smoking them (lets think coat-hangers people)... they cut cancer- no tar, etc., less aesthetic pollution- so much less garbage, no junkies falling asleep and burning the house up! and the environment is spared a bit by these reusable little guys ('but the energy that goes into the plastic' argument is null in that there is more plastic, etc. in a door of the tractor that works the tobacco field to get those cigarettes 1.0. than there are in two e-cigarettes you get in a kit.) And they smell lovely indoors like shisha; steamy vanilla vapors and the end of ashtrays and gum. I don't smoke but my friend can't remove them from her mouth, and says the constant stream of caffeine flavored nicotine has diminished her coffee and adderall addiction! Hells bells! What have we here private gump! Entheogens in packet-form to shove in the lit-up blue things please! No more finding lighters! No more old bowls! No more foul tastes!

What else can we stick on the end of a flash drive?

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